I have been slightly lazy in my blogging again. I still have tons to say, but just haven't felt like doing much. I will probably be a little slow to post for a while yet. Anyway, while I'm here blogging, why don't we look at some stupid candy!
I just love stupid candy!
In the past we have looked at couch candy and drug candy, the main attraction for today is candy that is just gross. Just take a look at this box and you'll see what I mean.
Seriously, "Lick Your Wounds" candy? Excuse me while I puke. But the idea of this candy was just too stupid for me to pass up. I had to buy it. Besides, at the low low price of 99 cents who could resist? Here are some pictures of the actual candy in action.
Oh look, a plastic bandage! That's strange, but certainly nothing *too* disturbing!
Eek! A plastic bandage with nasty tasting blood clot shaped candy in it! Hold me, I'm scared! As an added bonus they also include extra nasty ass tasting blood clot candy goodness!
Lick Your Wounds candy, not only is the concept nasty, it tasted terrible as well. No wonder it was at the 99 cent store. I still have the rest of the candy lying around somewhere. It was just too horrible to eat. It made the couch candy seem like some wonderful gourmet candy.
Next up, we have a candy that had a concept that wasn't quite as disturbing as licking wounds. It was strange in it's own right though.
Foaming at the mouth candy. Seems like fun, and it even says it's sour! Score! The problem is, it tastes like powdered soap and it doesn't even make you foam at the mouth. At least it comes with plastic fangs!
Green plastic fangs that make it look like you haven't brushed your teeth in, well, ever.
That is all I've got as far as somewhat disturbing candy goes, but I do have a bonus. Bubble Beeper!
The year was 1997, and people actually still used beepers. Deciding to somehow cash in on this, Bubble Beeper was born. It probably died soon after. Yes, I have had my bubble beeper hidden away since the 90's, and yes, I am a strange person. I have no idea how (or even why) it has stayed in my possession for 10 years and through 5 moves, but it has, and there it is! It even has a little clip on the back so you can wear it, just like daddy's beeper!
Thus ends another installment of strange candy. I'm sure I'll do another candy post in the future, but I have yet to find more stupid candy. When I do I'll be sure to write about it!
I just love stupid candy!
In the past we have looked at couch candy and drug candy, the main attraction for today is candy that is just gross. Just take a look at this box and you'll see what I mean.
Seriously, "Lick Your Wounds" candy? Excuse me while I puke. But the idea of this candy was just too stupid for me to pass up. I had to buy it. Besides, at the low low price of 99 cents who could resist? Here are some pictures of the actual candy in action.
Oh look, a plastic bandage! That's strange, but certainly nothing *too* disturbing!
Eek! A plastic bandage with nasty tasting blood clot shaped candy in it! Hold me, I'm scared! As an added bonus they also include extra nasty ass tasting blood clot candy goodness!
Lick Your Wounds candy, not only is the concept nasty, it tasted terrible as well. No wonder it was at the 99 cent store. I still have the rest of the candy lying around somewhere. It was just too horrible to eat. It made the couch candy seem like some wonderful gourmet candy.
Next up, we have a candy that had a concept that wasn't quite as disturbing as licking wounds. It was strange in it's own right though.
Foaming at the mouth candy. Seems like fun, and it even says it's sour! Score! The problem is, it tastes like powdered soap and it doesn't even make you foam at the mouth. At least it comes with plastic fangs!
Green plastic fangs that make it look like you haven't brushed your teeth in, well, ever.That is all I've got as far as somewhat disturbing candy goes, but I do have a bonus. Bubble Beeper!
The year was 1997, and people actually still used beepers. Deciding to somehow cash in on this, Bubble Beeper was born. It probably died soon after. Yes, I have had my bubble beeper hidden away since the 90's, and yes, I am a strange person. I have no idea how (or even why) it has stayed in my possession for 10 years and through 5 moves, but it has, and there it is! It even has a little clip on the back so you can wear it, just like daddy's beeper!
Thus ends another installment of strange candy. I'm sure I'll do another candy post in the future, but I have yet to find more stupid candy. When I do I'll be sure to write about it!
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