Thursday, January 24, 2008

You Got Drugs In My Candy! You Got Candy In My Drugs!

I can't seem to get away from bizarre candy. I do have other subjects to blog about, I promise, but bizarre candy is just so fun! Tonight's subject is... Ice Breakers Pacs look unassuming enough, but wait, there's more! What does that look like to you? I'm personally not offended by it, I think it's funny, but I'm sure some groups are very offended by it. I wouldn't think they are trying to glorify drug use. It was probably "Hey, candy crystals between two dissolvable Ice Breakers strips! Brilliant!"

But seriously, how could this candy ever get to the stage where it's actually delivered to store shelves? Didn't anybody in the process of making this go "Um, that sure looks like a baggie of speed/coke/whatever to me"?

Here is one last shot of the candy.
I really wish a cop would pull somebody over with a package of these. I just think it would be amusing for the cop to be wrong for once. Can you imagine this on an episode of "Cops"? I would love to see some cop acting all big and bad and then finding out it was candy!

Anyway, there is much more I could say, but truthfully I didn't think this subject up. I read about this candy in this Fark thread and I had to get a hold of it for myself. So imagine my surprise when I found it at my local gas station today! I would have guessed they would have yanked it off of the shelves by now, but lucky me, they didn't!

So many evil things you could do with these, plant them, sell them, etc! It's so bad, but it's kinda funny at the same time. Besides, if you're a tweaker you're probably better off with the candy. With as often as those people brush their teeth they need the fresh breath!

This stuff really makes Ravens Revenge look like childs play.

1 comment:

*Thnk2Much* said...

Well, after reading your last blog "Couch Candy"; that left me falling off my chair. I would have to say this blog was a jawdropper. Never would imagine this would be sold in stores, but wait do you remeber a while back they sold pins that looked like a needle? That would of been a good one.(Another good blog)KEEP ON BLOGGING!!!