Well, it has been a while since I have been inspired enough to actually post to my blog. Not that I don't have a crapload of stuff to write about on the back burner, but I am lazy after all.
So what has inspired me to blog again after a hiatus such as the one I have taken? Two words... stupid candy. So, much in the spirit of X-E and I-Mockery here I am writing about weird things.
There I was, walking through the 99cent only store, when what do I see but the candy isle. "Candy, what's so special about that" you're thinking. Well shut up and I'll tell you! The things that lurk in this store are the rejects from every other store ever.
Beware, for what you are about to see will warp your tiny mind. Or, you know, at least make you go "WTF!?".
Todays focus is... couch candy! Not just any couch, a dirty worn out couch that a cat has probably peed on a few times. The kind of couch that looks like it has been left out in the rain. An, ugly couch!
The whole point of the candy is to look like the stuff you'd find under your couch cushions.
A slice of pizza, a hot dog, a piece of bread, a cookie, and a fish skeleton? Well, I wouldn't find any of that stuff in my couch, but there is one thing that I would find, and that would be...
Just too bad pennies aren't really edible. But not to worry, neither is this candy! It's pretty horrible and chalky, actually.
The whole concept of this candy is just so stupid. So of course I had to buy it!
Ah well, at least it was just 99 cents. Actually, even though the candy is absolutely terrible, I went out and bought the other two couch designs. They are even worse looking than the one pictured.
So ugly paper couches, and terrible candy? Was it worth it? Of course not! The good news is, at least Sakura-chan now has a place to sit!
There isn't much else I can say about the evil couch candy. It looks bad and tastes even worse. But at least it comes in a cool package, if you're into ugly paper couches!
Speaking of bizarre 99 cent only candy, I came across this gem.
It's innocent enough, and not much is really interesting about it. It's a crayon shaped sugar stick you lick to get pop rock ripoffs into your mouth. The candy itself isn't bizarre, it's just the fact that there is a candy endorsed by Crayola that I found strange. Seriously, when I think of delicious I don't think of crayons. Although Crayola crayons are non-toxic, I don't see myself eating them anytime soon.
There are many more bizarre candy concoctions sold at the 99cent only store, but I'm too cheap to buy them all. There is a ton of Fear Factor candy they are trying to unload, but there are so many different kinds that I'd have to blow like $20 just to review them all. Besides, other people on other sites have already covered at least some of the varieties of Fear Factor candy. Also, I'm just not going to eat a cola cockroach! I don't care if it's not real, it's still freakin nasty.
For more bizarre candy goodness, is always fun to look at Stupid.com .
As for me, I'm all candied out.
So what has inspired me to blog again after a hiatus such as the one I have taken? Two words... stupid candy. So, much in the spirit of X-E and I-Mockery here I am writing about weird things.
There I was, walking through the 99cent only store, when what do I see but the candy isle. "Candy, what's so special about that" you're thinking. Well shut up and I'll tell you! The things that lurk in this store are the rejects from every other store ever.
Beware, for what you are about to see will warp your tiny mind. Or, you know, at least make you go "WTF!?".
Todays focus is... couch candy! Not just any couch, a dirty worn out couch that a cat has probably peed on a few times. The kind of couch that looks like it has been left out in the rain. An, ugly couch!
The whole point of the candy is to look like the stuff you'd find under your couch cushions.
A slice of pizza, a hot dog, a piece of bread, a cookie, and a fish skeleton? Well, I wouldn't find any of that stuff in my couch, but there is one thing that I would find, and that would be...
Just too bad pennies aren't really edible. But not to worry, neither is this candy! It's pretty horrible and chalky, actually.
The whole concept of this candy is just so stupid. So of course I had to buy it!
Ah well, at least it was just 99 cents. Actually, even though the candy is absolutely terrible, I went out and bought the other two couch designs. They are even worse looking than the one pictured.
So ugly paper couches, and terrible candy? Was it worth it? Of course not! The good news is, at least Sakura-chan now has a place to sit!
There isn't much else I can say about the evil couch candy. It looks bad and tastes even worse. But at least it comes in a cool package, if you're into ugly paper couches!
Speaking of bizarre 99 cent only candy, I came across this gem.
It's innocent enough, and not much is really interesting about it. It's a crayon shaped sugar stick you lick to get pop rock ripoffs into your mouth. The candy itself isn't bizarre, it's just the fact that there is a candy endorsed by Crayola that I found strange. Seriously, when I think of delicious I don't think of crayons. Although Crayola crayons are non-toxic, I don't see myself eating them anytime soon.
There are many more bizarre candy concoctions sold at the 99cent only store, but I'm too cheap to buy them all. There is a ton of Fear Factor candy they are trying to unload, but there are so many different kinds that I'd have to blow like $20 just to review them all. Besides, other people on other sites have already covered at least some of the varieties of Fear Factor candy. Also, I'm just not going to eat a cola cockroach! I don't care if it's not real, it's still freakin nasty.
For more bizarre candy goodness, is always fun to look at Stupid.com .
As for me, I'm all candied out.
1 comment:
" The Candy Couch Of Doom " Wow where can I start. Well for starters, it made me laugh, everyone needs a good laugh sometime and I don't mean at stupid jokes. Second of all, it comes to show you what kind of stupid stuff is out there to make a quick buck.
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